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Thursday, 14 June 2012

Why do women moan during sex?

Women moan and breath heavily since they feel like opening up to take the extreme pleasure without restraining themselves from expressing how much they love it. It’s a signal to the man to encourage him while he continues making love. Yo man! Buckle up.

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Cat lady Jocelyn Wildenstein’s tale of disastrous plastic surgeries

Jocelyn Wildenstein took the help of plastics worth $4 million dollars to woo her husband back in her life. But the results were night-marish, to the extent that when Jocelyn’s hubby saw her after the surgeries, he could not recognise his wife, and exclaimed EWWWW!! THIS CREATURE LOOKS SOOO UGLY!! Well , well, there’s a limit to everything Jocelyn. We definitely empathise on your effort to bring your cheating hubby back in your life, but not at the cost of losing ‘your face’. Come on Jocelyn, you could marry another man, if things got worst. Real beauty does not cost a penny!

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Why do men love the moans and groans of women while making out/ why do men like while women make sound at bed during making out?

Men takes the women’s moans as a signal of sexual satisfaction and feels on top of the world to satisfy the lady lying infront of him naked. It also excites him sexually to make love in a better way with renewed energy. So girls moan to please your boy friends and hubbys. And men, don’t stop asking your girls to moan and excite you more.

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Why do men cheat?

Men loves variety in everything, so quite natural they will go for various women. They want to be with different women. These days extramarital affairs cost almost nothing and is easy to get involved in. Women are getting bitchy, and aim at snatching the other woman’s husband. Well lady, if your hubby/bf is cheating on you, scold him and try to mend his ways. Failed? You be a bad bad girl then!!

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Why does Lady Gaga wear strange weird wigs?

Only Lady Gaga can answer that!
She feels oh-so-special with those weird wigs and feels she is the most beautiful woman while she is wearing such wigs. She wants to be unique! Oh Gaga you are a pretty woman with an impeccable sense of fashion, but the wigs make you look a bit horrendous! Believe it or not, just try flaunting your natural own hair, you would still be the pop diva you are!

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Why should we adopt a pet?

Pets are cute, they cuddle and snuggle and it can make you go crazy with joy watching it. While dogs and cats are a good option, even better is a frog, whom girls can kiss, and you never know, a frog prince can pop out of the frog skin. Alternatively, pigs are an option, which can grunt and make a good background noise. Or a buffalo who can knock down the bad elements within your vicinity with its horns!

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Who is Barbie?

Barbie is the most fashionable doll manufactured by Mattel, an American toy company. It was the first adult doll for kids, inspired by Bild Lilli, a german doll. Every girl wants to be like a Barbie after they grow up. Well honey, if you cant find a Barbie who looks alike you, then may be the Barbie manufacturers ran out of ideas and now they will be making a Barbie inspired by you. Just wait and see…. J

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How to teach your teacher/tutor a good lesson?

He/she harassed you in the previous class. Its pay-back time, darling. Go home, search google/yahoo, find a hard question or a difficult word. Write it down. Next day at school/college, shoot the teacher with the target question. Possibly, he/she wont be able to give you an answer unless he/she is a genius or you got an easy question, and it’s a win-win situation for you, while he/she loses his/her face to all students.

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How to get good marks/percentage in exams?

Study hard is the only answer to this question. Alternatively, you can size down all the chapters of your syllabus point-wise and note it down on a small piece of paper and hide it under your skirt or inside your t-shirt or inside the sleeves if you are wearing a full-sleeved shirt. Otherwise you can offer the fellow student sitting at the same bench a few bucks and hurriedly copy down all the answers. If all these sounds foolish, don’t ask me.

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Why do women like shopping?

Shopping and women are almost synonymous. Its in a girl’s genes. Girls can sacrifice anything and everything for a grand shopping. It a stress-buster for chicks. And almost 80% are addicted to shopping. Women shop till they drop! Some men get irritated while their girls are on a shopping-spree. But for the girls thankfully all the shopping plazas and malls are surviving. Men stop nagging ,let girls do shopping, and spend away your bonus for this week. :p

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Why do girls wear short/mini skirts?

Girls love fashion, and love to allure men by flashing on their hot thighs and offering some glimpses of their bums. Short skirts make them look sexier and far more attractive. If the weather is hot outside, short skirts allow some air to pass through their legs. If you love staring at her legs, go ahead and do so.

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How to fall in LOVE?

Desperate to fall in LOVE? Whether you are a man or woman, wanting to have a love in life, is nothing new. You can fall in LOVE with anybody anywhere. SO BE ALERT!!! Just have a close look at any opposite gender, if it feels good to look at him/her – you are game. In the meantime, don’t miss out the same sex fellows too, you might discover your sexual orientation in a new way! Be it your classmate with braces, your teacher in pencil skirt, your neighbourhood monkey-looking boy with freckles, the obessed aunt next door, the tall red-headed salesman…don’t be shy. LOVE can happen. If you feel love, enjoy the feeling. ;)

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